Moving up and moving out 3/13/2020

At the new 60, we try to pick funny situations. But some of them are fraught with emotion as well. Andy has a relative (we keep all our stories anonymous) who lived alone, with a nurse and she had been basically bedridden for a few years. Her nieces and nephews moved her out of the only home she had known as an adult and into an adult living facility. The family dreaded the move but more importantly, her reaction to the move. But what happened was amazing. The woman in question responded by sitting up in her wheelchair, chatting with the other residents, taking part in the activities and basically coming back to life. She never even mentioned her apartment! This of course was the impetus for our two comics this week.

The first one deals with the family nervously breaking the news, but surprise, mom is only too happy to get the hell out. When you think about it, it makes sense. If you are lucky enough to live to a certain age, your friends start dying off, you’re stuck in your apartment, and wait a second this is supposed to be funny, right?

Well, the second comic, now that is funny and not so potentially maudlin. As the baby boomer population ages, these adult communities have more and more facilities to make people’s lives as full as possible. Buses to Broadway matinees, buses to gambling casinos, movie nights, great chefs, card games and a built-in cache of new friends. Who wouldn’t want to live there? This is loosely based on a guy Andy met in the gym, who spent time in a minimum security prison for some kind of insider trading scandal. This is the same place where former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen is staying. The guy said he could watch tv whenever he wanted, they had basketball courts and a softball diamond. He said his friends would come to visit and joke, “I wouldn’t mind living here myself.”

So that’s it for now. Both John and Andy are in grumpy moods because they had separate trips scheduled for warmer climates and now they’re stuck back in the winter. Bah humbug. At any rate, have a coronavirus-free weekend and pump that Purell!

Andy and John